i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.