I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green