what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.