I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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