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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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