The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You dont lie about slip and slides
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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