It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
