chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
