margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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