i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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