Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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