your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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