just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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