this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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