Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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