I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
