You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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