it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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