Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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