i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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