apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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