Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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