If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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