'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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