saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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