Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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