I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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