yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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