so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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