There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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