He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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