Small penises have feelings too.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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