This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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