quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
