I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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