just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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