i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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