I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Randomize