3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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