Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i think my cat just said my name.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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