shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.