I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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