We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after