found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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