I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
