Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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