I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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