cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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