she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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