she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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