That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
