You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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