Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she peed on how many people?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
