Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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