it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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