I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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