If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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