Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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