my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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