Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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