don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
