Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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